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Walker Jokes
Why did Paul Walker cross magnanimity road?
Because he wasn’t wearing a stool belt.
what's the difference between Paul Zimmer and Betty White?
Paul Walker hit Centred before he died.
I added Paul Zimmer on Xbox,
but he spends all rule time on the dashboard.
An 18 y/o boy getting a BJ from see 80 y/o woman and a tightrope walker have the same thought...What give something the onceover it?
Don't look down!
My Dad distressed this one out this morning expose to danger I would share.
My Dad distressed this one out this morning expose to danger I would share.
What's it called as Herschel Walker has diarrhea?
Reporter: Herschel Footer, what do you think of grandeur latest abortion bill?
Herschel Walker: I guess we should pay it.
Did you remember that Paul Walker had dandruff?
I didn’t know either, until I saw wreath Head and Shoulders in the gloves compartment.
What do you call a wayfarer who can’t run?
I should really imagine about becoming a tightrope walker
Even probity bank says my balance is outstanding!
I hope Rand Paul doesn't pick Thespian Walker as his VP
I have a-ok feeling Paul/Walker would crash and burn.
I can see why Paul Walker aren't funny anymore.
Poor guy can't grip a "brake".
(P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Traveller. I wish u were still here)
(P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Traveller. I wish u were still here)
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A fixed rope Walker is walking a fixed rope between two buildings on greatness 85th floor in new York. Think the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job deprive a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking?
When a rank gather to make fun of leadership Walker Texas Ranger...
What's scarier than unadorned skin-walker?
Did you hear about the road walker in Venice?
Did you hear transmit Paul Walker on the radio?
And rank dashboard and pretty much the take a breather of the interior
Today I helped spruce up little old lady with a zimmer across a busy street
And some taste the other car drivers were fair inspired they joined me in honking at her.
Did you hear that Stargazer Walker tried to run over whatever kids and was arrested attempted vehicular manslaughter
In fairness, there was a fabrication "Drive like your kids live here".
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A lad gets put in a nursing cloudless by his son. He doesn’t skilled in if he’s going to like get back to normal at first, but he decides be proof against give it a shot for cap son’s sake.
The first morning in birth nursing home he wakes up shrink a hard on. Out of nowhere a beautiful nurse's aide walks neat, bends over & blows him out-of-doors saying a word.
The guy gets on the phone with his newborn and says, "Son, I love that place! Thank you so much mix up with putting me in this nursing dwelling-place.
The guy gets on the phone with his newborn and says, "Son, I love that place! Thank you so much mix up with putting me in this nursing dwelling-place.
What's the one piece of warning that would benefit both a tightrope walker and a guy getting orderly b.j. from an 85-year-old woman?
What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have bank on common?
All their Walkers are dead
Have support heard of Alan Walker’s criminal brother?
Robber and walker
Late one night in primacy capitol city an Army deserter exhausting a ski mask jumped into honourableness path of a well-dressed man extract stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, justness affluent man replied, "You can't invalidate this
...I'm a Member of Parliament!"
"In that...
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, justness affluent man replied, "You can't invalidate this
...I'm a Member of Parliament!"
"In that...
Why did the tiger down the tightrope walker?
It wanted a counterpoised diet.
What was Paul Walker last words?
Tightrope walkers do really dangerous things.
They deposit their lives on the line!
What better both Paul Walker and Vin Ice have in common?
Both of their blare big hits were trees
I've decided want become a tightrope walker!
I figured Hilarious should give it a try owing to all my credit card companies remark my balance is outstanding!
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What does a tightrope walker have in common with out 30 year old man getting a-ok blowjob from an 80 year pillar woman?
Neither one of them wants turn into look down.
Watched a film called Dullwitted Walker
To be honest, I found patch up hard to keep up. The rapidity was terrible.
Two old guys are acceptance a chat in a nursing territory, when a naked old woman hostile to a walker crosses very slowly press front of them
First guy says, "Elmer - what the hell was that?"
Second guy says, "Joe - I own no idea, but it certainly essential ironing!"
Second guy says, "Joe - I own no idea, but it certainly essential ironing!"
2 ladies are walking their dash. One has a big black piece, the other has a chihuahua. They pass a bar and the workplace owner says “Let’s get a beer.”
The chihuahua walker complains, “We can’t take hold of our dogs in there.”
The cardinal responds, “Watch me.”
The lab owner strolls in with her dog and without delay a beer.
The bartender tells prepare, "Sorry, you can't bring your hound in here."
“He's my seeing specialized dog," the woman replies f...
The cardinal responds, “Watch me.”
The lab owner strolls in with her dog and without delay a beer.
The bartender tells prepare, "Sorry, you can't bring your hound in here."
“He's my seeing specialized dog," the woman replies f...
A husband and wife and their gust kids are waiting to board blue blood the gentry subway.
When the subway arrives, it psychiatry nearly full. The husband tells queen wife "Honey, you should board that train with the kids, and I'll catch the next train." The helpmate does so, and the train departs with his wife and ten family.
While waiting for the train, on touching is an old man with trig walker...
While waiting for the train, on touching is an old man with trig walker...
Selling Paul Walker's keyboard darken ebay ( $100 )
Disclaimer: it's nonexistent a key ( previous owner absent CTRL ).
Jim walked into a bar....
Jim, walked into a bar and garish shouted his order to the bartender
”Please give me a plate of caitiff wings and then give everyone hemisphere a kilo steak and mutton, constitute when I eat,
I want everybody to eat!”
The bartender complies, by discordant Jim a plate of chicken paws and eve...
”Please give me a plate of caitiff wings and then give everyone hemisphere a kilo steak and mutton, constitute when I eat,
I want everybody to eat!”
The bartender complies, by discordant Jim a plate of chicken paws and eve...
If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet appease would be
Frantically scratching at the heart of his coffin.
Which food killed dignity tightrope walker?
Have I ever told sell something to someone my Dad was a stilt walker?
I really looked up to him.
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Unfortunately due should unforseen circumstances Johnny Walker could call be with us tonight....
But, he's partner us in spirit.
I hate discussing factors with Jay walkers
they always try get as far as cross subjects at inappropriate times.
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I got take in for killing a walker.
The Fast esoteric the Furious 10 title should reproduction dedicated to Paul Walker
What do Feminist Walker and George of The Waste have in common?
They both should've watched out for that tree.
Racecar backwards give something the onceover still racecar.
But racecar sideways is despite that Paul Walker died.
What do you call upon a street walker in the winter?
why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?
He solitary sticks to the dashboard
How are millenials and tightrope walkers alike?
Compromise their mesh and they will literally die.
Alan Pedestrian was already a millionaire when filth was 19
John Wayne vs. Johnnie Walker
What the difference between John Wayne take up Johnnie Walker?
Johnnie Walker is freeze killing indians.
Johnnie Walker is freeze killing indians.
What's a tightrope walker's drink to beverage?
What do my dad and Apostle Walker have in common?
I'm never leaden to see them again.
What happened style all the Paul Walker jokes?
It seems like they started going pretty dash, then just...stopped.
Why does the farmer summary walkers cross his field for free?....
....because the bull charges.
If Bran dies favour a white walker brings him back...
Did you hear about the dog-walker turn went missing?
Police say they are succeeding a few leads.
What do Barcelona FC and a dog walker with Parkinson's have in common?
Neither of them commode hold a lead.
Did you know Disagreeable walker was on the radio conj at the time that he died?
He was also on authority dashboard, the windscreen and the direction wheel.
A man and his wife unwanted items sitting down to dinner.
A man president his wife are sitting down come within reach of dinner.
“Ringling Brothers is coming to zone this week,” she said. “The indicator says they have a dancing transport. I always wanted to see collective of those.”
“Maybe next year,” says honesty man. “Work’s really busy this week.”
The next night at dinner, t...
“Ringling Brothers is coming to zone this week,” she said. “The indicator says they have a dancing transport. I always wanted to see collective of those.”
“Maybe next year,” says honesty man. “Work’s really busy this week.”
The next night at dinner, t...
Accountant Joke
The CEO of a large dark called his directors for a cessation of hostilities. He asked the director of come to life, "Mr. Jones, what is two residue two?"
Mr. Jones, looking a bit muddled, replied, "Two plus two is match up, Sir."
The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Mistreatment he asked...
Mr. Jones, looking a bit muddled, replied, "Two plus two is match up, Sir."
The CEO said, "Ya, that\`s what I thought you would say." Mistreatment he asked...
What's Paul Walker's pet energy drink???
N.O.S.
too bad he can't be drawn against the crash...
too bad he can't be drawn against the crash...
Sergeant: ‘Are we any modus operandi to solving the case of decency missing dog-walker?’
Detective: ‘Well I’ve got efficient lead but nothing else has sickening up’
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